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The enemy of my enemy is my friend - AVP
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My Japanese name is...
山下 Yamashita (under the mountain) 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow)
I love your bender designs, though. :3 They're so cool.
I was trying to picture what might happen in Avatar if the series does so well they try to continue it after Aang defeats the Firelord. My thought was that the Avatar's long absence (100 years on ice) threw the natural balance so far out of whack that new benders started to appear. Wood and Metal were two of them. But I also pictured a new enemy in the form of a Shadow Bender: able to manipulate darkness as a weapon!
...and if you think you've over-thought things, don't get me started on my idea for an AU avatar story where Aang was killed 100 years ago, the Air Nomads have become the conquerors (like the ancient Mongols) and seek to kill each new Avatar until the cycle comes back around "rightfully" to them again.
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Sancturay is in the mind.
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It's tea time Zuko!
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Prof. Farnsworth: When you create a parallel universe, it's almost always populated by evil twins.
Bart: I'm not a nerd, I'm a jock who's too cool for sports!
Washington: (after grenade sticks to wall) That... was the worst throw ever. Of all time.
lols ^_^
i just got borred but this cheered me up
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Computer! What does Yahoo say about the stock market levels?!
It's UNDER 9000!
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"I became a lawyer, and intend to remain a lawyer, because of my burning desire for justice. Now -"
"Apollo?!"
..."No, not Herr Forehead,"
Cool concepts, though. ^_^
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~~Lokotei
"Nothing is so bad it can't be forgiven if done in a poofy shirt and cravat." --Tealin
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