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Dave Cockrum 1943- 2006
Roses are red
And ready for plucking
You're sixteen
And ready for high school.
Thank you kurt vonnegut 1922-2007
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" How did you become blind, uh, Jeff is it?"
"Yeah, Jeff. Well, I looked directly at the sun, you know, the way they always tell you not to. If only I had listened."
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We are the deviants. Lower your defences and surrender your art.
We will add you artistic and general writing talents to our own.
Your creativity will adapt to service us.
Resistance is Futile!
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'cause I was born to destroy you
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Ever have one of those days where you just feel happy to be alive?
Once. It was a tuesday.
Member of ~teentitans
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It's tea time Zuko!
Yes. I am addicted to it.
Love the picture!
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In the shadow of the forest
Though she may be old and worn
They will stare unbelieving
At the Last Unicorn
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