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ME: Fatherly Adviceby ~carrinth

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I have this weird headcanon that Garrus' father is an excellent cop, but a terrible father. Not in the physical or mental abuse sort of way, but in that he totally does not get his children. He tries his best but he ends up being "one of those" weird fathers that embarrass their children by trying to be cool.

It makes me lol.

So here is Vakarian Sr. trying to warn his estranged son of the dangers of cross-species intercourse. With old C-Sec case files. YARR.

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~evilsquee Jan 11, 2013

Good to see embarrassing parents translate across species.

I'm not sure why but I have a feeling Garrus got his romantic "skills" from his dad. All professional C-sec cop but when he first starts trying to court the future Mrs. Vakarian he starts stumbling all over himself.

~Artificer-Urza May 5, 2012

How did I miss this? Seriously, how?
I bet poppa Vakarian is doing it on purpose. Why? For the lulz, of course.

~carrinth May 6, 2012

He has some troll-ish tendencies. But I think this time he genuinely wants to inform his son. But goes about it in a strange way.

~SchizoChick May 4, 2012

Between Papa!Vakarian's face/dialogue and the sound effect "Beep bloop," my lulz will never end.

~carrinth May 5, 2012

Lol I'm not really sure how he'd look like. A lot of assumption. Maybe I should do moar

~SchizoChick May 5, 2012

"Please, miss, may I have some moar?" XD

~TheButler414 May 4, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I'm not a crazed gunman dad, I'm a rebel!

~carrinth May 5, 2012

What's the differences, Garrus??

~TheButler414 May 5, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Well, the difference being one's a job and the other's mental sickness!

~Wallross223 May 6, 2012

But which is which?

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