It's my gallery and if I want to upload poorly drawn, ill-conceived fanmade OCs -- then by golly I will! *gets very defensive* If cheesy OCs make you sick, then don't click! (Hey that rhymed! ) These are fanmade characters. OC alert! OC alert! I'm sorry, I keep on making cheesy OCs and sticking them into the fandom.

Okay, now that's done I'm gonna go into a long, highly trivial rant describing, in hideous minuscule details, the highly descriptive background of these OCs-- which in fact, nobody ever reads! Bwahahaha!



-------------------Warning: Rant time----------------

So I made this entire family up after bumbling across the whole ‘Sasuke and Sakura will revive the Uchiha clan’ idea in fanfiction. I laughed at this idea and proceeded to ridicule it in my own fashion. So I wrote up some guidelines that I wanted to appear in to mar this perfect dream:

1. There will be a big family.
I snicker at the idea of Sasuke sitting at the breakfast table while his large family clamors over him: screaming for attention, finger pointing and food tossing. Sweet. [link]

2. Sasuke has a large family of GIRLS.
Yes. Everyone thinks Sasuke would have a large family (what to revive an entire clan and all) but wouldn’t it be evil fate if he got lots and lots of girls instead? So yeah. I gave Sasuke five girls’ innocence and honor to protect from the young males of Konoha. “Touch my daughter and die. Sharingan!”

3. Sasuke’s oldest child is male.
Yeah. I decided to be nice and give him a boy.

4. Who has pink hair.
Not. Seriously. The firstborn, male, Uchiha in years… has pink hair. Oh the angst and painful childhood. That’s why the kid wears a beanie. He also tragically gets no respect from his younger sisters. Sigh.

5. Realistic age difference.
Um. Yeah. I actually did some number tossing to figure out each kid’s age. Tried to time it in a believable way for Sakura to have seven kids (six pregnancies) within an acceptable age range according to her lifestyle.

6. Naming
In the tradition of bad parents who give their children bad names, it appears that Sasuke is one of them:

Sasuke: “Number One! Where is Two and Three?”
Ichi: “Sorry Tou-san. Don’t know. Hey, Five-chan! You seen Two and Three?”
Goro: “No One-niisan...”
Sakura: “lease call each other by names! Sasuke-kun stop calling your children that!”
Sasuke: “But that’s their names. Ichi, Ni..”
Sakura: “Ichigo, Nishi…”
Ichi: “My name is Ichi!”
Sasuke: “San… Shi and Yon…”
Sakura: “Sanyu! Shiori and Yone!”
Naruto: “Dattebouyo!”
Sasuke: “Naruto. Get out of my house.”
Shiori&Yone: “Naruto-sama! Ramen! Ramen!”
….
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Okay. Better stop this before it comes a full-blown fanfic.

EDIT: Now a comic: [link]

Naruto (c) Masashi Kishimoto