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Dave Cockrum 1943- 2006
Roses are red
And ready for plucking
You're sixteen
And ready for high school.
Thank you kurt vonnegut 1922-2007
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What makes a bad hazardous person? IF I WAS A GOOD HAZARD THEN I WOULD NOT BE SITTING HERE DISCUSSING THIS WITH YOU NOW WOULD I!? WELL THEN COME ON YOU SISSY LITTLE @#$%*!! OH MAN ARE THEY GOING TO HAVE A HARD TIME GLUEING YOU TOGETHER IN HELL @#$%^!!!!
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'Eddy's my ideal pal, soft and cuddly like mashed potatoes, yum.' ~Ed
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_-*Courtesy Your Friendly Neighborhood Kitsune*-_
(yes, it's a Spider-man joke)
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Retaya faves j00
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DON'T CLICK IT!!! Your brain will implode! [link]
Very nice.
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Ever have one of those days where you just feel happy to be alive?
Once. It was a tuesday.
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"When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping!" ~Joker
"I'll do a magic trick for you. I will make...this pencil...disappear!" ~Joker
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